Reunited: Funny Things Said at Our Last Game

This past week our gaming group was finally able to get back together after our long break.  As expected there was a whole lot more table talk than normal and a whole lot less focus.  Nonetheless, we were able to finish our adventure and had a great time doing it.  My mage advanced to level 7 and at the end of the adventure even claimed the Eye of Vecna… woo

At the end of this adventure there was a huge battle with the followers of Vecna so as you can imagine many jokes around the table involved such.  Please enjoy the following funny things that were said.

* Vecna: The evil Jesus of Secrets

* It’s like yogi bear is stealing your cinnamon bun (a comment on the GM’s drawing abilities)

* Welcome to MTV Cribs: Vecna Edition

* Wouldn’t it suck of one of your daily powers was peeing?

* You don’t notice him howling in ‘extra’ pain (a response from the GM when it was questioned if a baddy took lighting damage at all)

* Fireball speaking to Paldimar: “c’mon let’s hug”

   Paldimar to Fireball: “that’s the opposite of what’s good”

* No, I used my immediately dead power.  Go ahead look it up.

* My gnome has a charisma of 3.  His name is Meatface.

* You have a lazy eye of Vecna.

There you go.  Hope you enjoyed some of our funnies.  Tonight we begin Forgotten Realms and invite a new player to the table.  I am excited!  It should be a fun night.