Cave Bear Frenzy
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Our in game table talk can really get going when we play. Especially, if it was like last week when we all returned to gaming after a 3 week hiatus. The laughter just kept going around the table and it was an incredibly friendly and fun atmosphere.
At one point in our campaign we were sent on a trip and that was going to require 2 weeks of rations. So, my character who is always looking for ‘more’ demanded that the party be given the rations for the trip. We were granted 2 weeks rations but then we found out the trip would take longer; so I demanded another week. We are all laughing at the exchange by this point.
Then our dragonborn warlord shouts, “Forget that. I’ll just hunt us a bear!” Our DM then states in a David Attenborough accent “The dragonborn and the cave bear are natural enemies.” We all start laughing and the conversation goes on. My character has been looking for a battle cry. Well she found one. Now whenever my Eladrin Wizard is about to charge into battle she has decided to shout, “I’VE GOT CAVE BEAR FRENZY!!!!” Then other interesting battle cries resounded from around the table.
Anyone of you out there have a really unique battle cry?
I had a Marshal character once who’s “battle cry” was “RUN THAT WAY” while he pointed in the same direction as the enemy was charging towards, thereby indirectly prompting everyone to run away from battle every single time. Nobody listened to him ever, so he was the only one to survive the TPK.
My first ever D&D character was mage with a high int, so she knew a lot of obscure languages. We ran into some kind of hill giants, or something of the sort, and I was the only one who spoke their language.
“I ask them if they’re friendly.”
“Hold on. The fighter rolled a better initiative. Stumpy, what do you do?”
“I charge!”
By the time it was my turn, battle was joined. I didn’t want to waste the chance to use my unique language knowledge. But neither was I going to miss a turn in combat.
There was only one thing for it. From then on, my mage’s battle cry was, “Are you friendly?!”