Three-Week-A-Versary!

Can we get a collective “awww”?  Dice Monkey has turned a solid 3 weeks old.

In 3 weeks time the blog traffic has greatly increased and my husband and I have had a great deal of fun coming up with new topics to write about each day.  Even I have fallen in love with RPG blogging.  I wasn’t aware that I had any propensity for it… well at least up till 3 weeks ago.

After much discussion we have decided to celebrate this threeweekaversary.  Yep, that’s a word.  I just created it.  I’m allowed to do that.  Alright, back to the topic at hand… how does one celebrate such a momentous occasion?  I’ll tell you by describing the order of the events the day shall take.  Please follow below:

The day will begin promptly at 8:00 with trumpets sounding, this will be followed by a breakfast in bed, strawberries with whipped topping of course and champagne cocktails; all of this will be served by servants painted solid gold.  Then there will be the addressing of peasants and perhaps we will grant someone a cow if it feels right and they don’t whine too much.  This, of course, will lead directly into a grand parade the likes of which have never been seen before.  Well perhaps it’s been seen, especially if you have children in your life and have been exposed to the likes of Aladdin.  Just imagine the grand scale, men juggling swords, fire eaters, parading elephants with palanquins on their backs, dancing herems and gold pouring out to the people on the streets… Not to be outdone, the days end will be greeted with a party that the likes of strike-ridden Bollywood have never seen.

On second thought, maybe I’ll just bake a cake.